Monkey Cola

Monkey Cola is a radioactive and addicting product of the Monkey Corporation. Drinking Monkey Cola may cause the consumer to grow extra body parts. The recommended daily dosage of Monkey Cola is 24 bottles.

Uses
Monkey Cola has many various purposes:


 * Substitute for coffee
 * Used when foot is stuck in staircase railing
 * Substitute for gasoline
 * Recommended for patients who have broken every bone in their body besides those needed to talk

Flavors
The flavors of Monkey Cola include:


 * Original
 * Powerplant n' plague
 * Taste of Thames
 * Mumbai Murk
 * Don't Sewer Us!
 * Red